The following is a glimpse into my morning carpool. It is nothing if not hilarious
Girl: Aw, thanks! (Pulls out googly-eyed heart and giggles, which apparently was the right reaction.)
Boy: Look! The sucker says “Happy Valentine’s Day.”
Girl (who can read): Uh, no it doesn’t. It says, “Kiss me.”
Boy: We don’t do that.
Girl: Yeah, we don’t kiss. Just pretend kiss.
Boy: Yeah. Just pretend.
Girl: Until we are 15. Then we can kiss.
Oh dear… I hope you all feel the love today!